Whew.

I needed a break. Didn't go to rehab. Passed all of my classes. Didn't take any elaborate trips this past break. Reconnected with some old friends. Rekindled an old romance. Old romance flamed out. Ms. Defense Attorney decided to stay with old boyfriend. I decided to spend more time doing whatever it is that I do. Spent Christmas and New Years with my closest friends. Bought my first truly custom made to measure dress shirt, ordered many more. Told one of the attorneys I was working for that I didn't respect them, they didn't seem to care. Dog got sick, dog got better. Went fishing one day when it was 30 degrees, caught exactly one fish. Bought two pairs of really nice dress shoes, not Aldens, but damn close. Broke one of my stupid expensive wine glasses, went to Ross and bought cheapo replacement. Figured out you only use 1/2" measurements if you are around 5' or over 6', of which I'm neither. Became a dark chocolate snob and will not eat it unless it is at least 65% Cacao. Tripped and fell one day at the courthouse but no one saw so it really didn't happen. Looked a girl in the eye and told her that was the worst sex I ever had, she agreed. Sometimes it just doesn't work. Gave up dry cleaning and now launder and iron my own dress shirts. Became addicted to styleforum.net. Went vehicle shopping but got buyers remorse from just thinking about spending the money. Had to explain to my best friend why the tree looks taller without the brush. Got accused of being an anti-Semite. Cussed them out in Hebrew and Arabic, they were not pleased. Watched lots of movies. Decided that marrying an escort might have more plusses than minuses. Looked at my golf clubs but didn't touch. Went thru two containers of hot chocolate.