Your not fooling anybody Mister.

Just when we convince ourselves that we've got it all figured out and that doors are gonna start opening and birds will sing when we walk by and the sun will shine and it will never rain on our uncovered heads and our bank account will have MORE money in it than the last time we made a withdraw....
You come home from an extremely trying and exhausting day and open the liquor cabinet to make your favorite drink and try to relax and realize that you forgot to go by the liquor store and they closed 7 minutes ago.
Then your dog bites the pant leg of your favorite suit ripping a 5" gash in the leg because your were pissing and moaning and throwing stuff like a little girl and he thought it was playtime.
Back to the drawing board...