Are you single?

The three most dreaded words or the three most welcome words. It all depends on the speaker.
If its the hot attorney that I have a crush on who btw said hi to me the other day, in the most "non-friendly I want to jump your bones right now in a bad way" way, then it's the most awesomest three words ever.
But if its the legal secretary that is so large that she sweats vanilla ice cream and has pictures of her "perfect for you" daughter on her desk, you might as well just swipe the scissors off her desk and drive them into your jugular vein without pause.